Members get exclusive access to all sorts of cool extras. Moshi Members are going to be super popular so to cater for your new found fame you can have thousands and thousands of friends on your tree! You’ll be an A-List MONSTAR in no time! Join the Super Moshis in their crusade for all things monstrous and good. Earn your cape and mask and complete missions to save the city from a host of mysterious threats. Solve puzzles, meet cool characters, visit new locations and collect SECRET MOSHLINGS! Fancy yourself as a Fabio Fiasco or a Vincent Van Gruff? As a Moshi Member you can submit your very own art to the Googenheim Gallery. If your artwork is chosen it will appear in the gallery along with your name for the whole of Monstro City to see!
How about a Hilltop Mountain House? With your Moshi Membership, you can have these things, AND add extra rooms to your house. Now you’ll have a place for ALL your stuff! At the Games Starcade you can buy playable video games for your monster’s room. Your friends can even play them when they visit your house! Choose from the addictive Bug’s Big Bounce, Octo’s Eco Adventure, Weevil Kneevil’s Downhill Dash, and more! Only Moshi Members can get past the bouncer at the Underground Disco. Banana Montana, The Groanas Brothers, and more! Only Moshi Members have access to the Moshling Zoo, a place where you can keep all your Moshlings in order.
Fed up with your monster’s color? Well, now you can change it whenever you want! Your passport allows you to cross the rickety bridge and take a trip to the hustling, bustling Moshi Port! The lush and fertile soil near Potion Ocean is home to lots of weird and wonderful plants. None more magical than the famous ROX TREE! Shake it and watch the Rox rain down. Money literally does grow on trees! Moshi Monsters is a trademark of Mind Candy Ltd.
It’s definitely an award you don’t want in your trophy case. Surprisingly, there are a lot of awards out there that you don’t want your name attached to. I think you’ll agree that the 2013 winner is definitely deserving of the honor: Goblinproofing One’s Chicken Coop. Goblinproofing faced stiff competition from God’s Doodle: The Life and Times of the Penis and How Tea Cosies Changed the World. Bad Sex in Fiction Award Presented by the Literary Review every year since 1993, the BSFA is bestowed upon authors who have written overly flowery or otherwise ridiculous sex scenes. The word pleasure is far too weak for what transpires there. 65 million for one pair of pants.
Representing himself, Judge Pearson cried in court over the loss of his pants, whining that there certainly isn’t a more compelling case in the District archives. The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest The English Department at San Jose State University sponsors this contest to deliberately write the worst opening sentence to a novel. Since it’s deliberate, it probably wouldn’t be too awful to win this one. There’s more to that line, though. The Foot in Mouth Award Though you’d probably like to nominate someone you know for this honor, the Plain English Campaign awards the Foot in Mouth to a public figure who has made a baffling comment in the last year. Mitt Romney won in 2012, for statements such as “I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. As opposed to the Nobel Prize, which is typically awarded for momentous achievements, the Ig Nobel is given for rather insignificant accomplishments. Pigasus Award If you’ve ever doubted that people can bend spoons with their minds or contact long-dead loved ones, then you’ll love the Pigasus Award.
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